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The master of Blumpkins
Receives the most Blumpkins
Has the best Blumpkin stories
Can use Blumpkin as a noun, verb, adjective
Christian is the king of blumpkintown
Rob is a Blumpkin protegee
Dom gives Blumpkins while fondeling himself
Everyone wants to be King Blumpkin
The Bee King is a me; a king of bees. I reside in the country of Memelandia and am responsible for the saving of the bees. I have millions of bee children, Bartholomew of which is the eldest. He is gay and in love with a wasp. As the heir to the throne, he brings great dishonour to the family name by the townspeople, but I personally accept my son.
Oh look, it's The Bee King and his son Bartholomew!
What the British say when they go to war.
Person 1: Let us go to war!
Person 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9: FOR KING AND COUNTRY MEN!
The best ship in Voltron aka Klance. This expression is frequently used by voltron trash to talk about the relationship between Keith Kogayne and Lance Mcclain. Allurance stans can eat my ass bc KICK MY DUDES.
"Do you know where Jeremy Shada is?"
"I'm pretty sure he's trapped in Lauren's basement cuz he revealed that Klance is canon king"
"Hey, have you ever watched Voltron: Legendary Defender?"
"Don't you mean Gaytron: Legendary Homosexuals?"
"Yeahh, Klance is canon king"
Slang for the Virginia State Police Department, due to the fact that they are known for assailing citizens at protests until they get them concussions.
I am not going over there tonight. I have no desire to see the concussion kings this early in the week.
the biggest simp of them all.
sam rhea is the biggest simp king i have ever seen.
Typically a larger human. Can probably squat over 350 comfortably. Which is very impressive. Micro-Penis
Person 1: Man he's got a great back squat
Person 2: yeah but King Butter has a micro-penis