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A game where only the rich prosper even though its made in a Russian country which makes it capitalist
james: hey i think you should play World of tanks blitz
John:U wot m8???
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To ejaculate massive ammounts of semen into a vagina or anus. This practice can only be accomplished in the absence of condoms or any other contraceptive that prevents the exchange of fluids. A vagina that has been habitually been topped off runs the risk of becomming garbage pussy.
Bend over whore, Im gonna top off your gas tank with pure, unadulterated eastern Kentucky baby slime.
I love nothing more than topping off gas tanks.
Condoms? I would never take a shower in a raincoat, why would I wear condoms? I am going to top off your gas tank.
I am going to top off your gas tank, and then I will be in you forever.
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The art of having anal sex with a female, and while she isn’t looking you pee in her butthole to save you a trip to the bathroom.
Chad: Dude my girlfriend broke up with me because she was shitting piss for days after I gave her the good ol’ Gas tank fill-up
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Ejaculating or inserting seminal fluid into the partner's anal cavity
"Yo bro I hooked up with this chick last night. She's like Ferrari sexy with the ass of a lambo so I had to put a little sugar in the gas tank."
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when your ass is on fire, after the screamin mimi's & all you have is cheap ass wipe, to clean up the mess.
"can you pass the vasoline, I got a tanked up can hole!"
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A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly
Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.
An uber-British blue semi-organic mutant built from a combination of mechanical and biological components, presumably by a mad scientist on an LSD trip (and who was seriously ahead of his time culturally in 1913). As with the other engines in his self-titled show, he practices Tophamism (praise be the hat!) and dislikes confusion and delay despite causing it all the damned time.
"As everyone knows, the first significant advancement in the international biomechanical field occurred with the building of Thomas the Tank Engine in 1913. No one knows how, so that's the whole lecture, folks!"
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