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Alaskan pipeline is when you shit in a condom and then freeze it. Then use it as a dildo.
I just made an Alaskan pipeline
When a person takes a shit, freezes it, and then used the frozen fecal matter as a dildo
Man, that Alaskan pipeline was off the chain..
When a person poops in a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.
Melvin: "Hey luke, I have something special for you!"
Luke: "Oh yeah daddy, what's that?"
Melvin: "Bend over, and find out!"
Luke: "Oooo, it's cold. Did you Alaskan Pipeline me again!"
The act of freezing your poop and then using it as a butt plug on your partner
It got hot and steamy in the bedroom so we decided to cool it off with an Alaskan pipeline
The alaskan pipeline is the act of defecating into a condom and leaving putting it outside overnight to let it freeze only if it is below 32° fahrenheit or else it will not freeze.
In the morning you go outside and take your frozen feces in a condom and use it as a dildo.
"Tonight me and my girlfriend are gonna try the alaskan pipeline."
When you shit into a condom and freeze it, and then use it for anal, or vaginal sex.
"Bro I gave that girl the Alaskan Pipe Line!"
When you piss on someone's pillow, then put it in the freezer and then assault the person whom owned the pillow with their newly frozen treat
The bastard stole my pitching wedge so I gave him an Alaskan Lemonade Stand when I was over last.... He gave it back.