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Andrew Bao, The 124th Emperor of simping, was killed by a group of monkey's after announcing he buried his face within the thighs of a high school girl. He was a great leader and the voice of the people and unity of the nation.
He was also one of the greatest sushi chefs of the time. He married twenty times in his lifetime to both men and women, one of his most controversial marriages was to Gabriella Geris, A attractive women who only married because of Andrew's Large and Manly Genetalia and Sexual Organs.
Andrew Bao was also the son of The First Legendary Bao, The father of modern Medicine and the founder of The Chinese Communist Party, His legacy was continued not by Andrew but by his Youngest son, Joshua Bao who is now Chairman of the Chinese Communist Party and Crown Prince of Simping.
Person A: "Have you seen Andrew Bao's cock?"
Person B: "No, I haven't, but I have heard that it is massive in size."
Person A: "Yes, I also heard that but sadly he is not a monkey like us."
Person B: "Yeah that is sad, luckily those monkey nationalists killed him."
Person C: "Monkey Forever."
A guy with an exceptional level of integrity but gets angry easily. (made by zee)
"that boa Andrew Mathews fucked aiden ironside up (made by zee)
When someone makes something more difficult then it needs to.
“Shouldn’t this have been done already”
“Sorry we used Andrew Logic so it’s taking longer”
Andrew trammell is an absolutely amazing friend and good person in general. He is a great listener, and is always there to help you through a difficult time and offer you advice. Although he sometimes doubts himself and his abilities, and doesn’t realize how special he is, he is very compassionate and caring, and will always be there for you when you need it. Has a great sense of humor, and is great at planning fun things to do. If you have a Andrew in your life, you’re lucky
Person 1: hey did you hear about that new guy in school, Andrew trammell?
Person2: Oh yea! I heard he has a huge penis! I want to be his friend!
A cunt who gives bullshit reasons for flaking on his friends.
verb
:to find someone or something ugly
pandiwa
:paghahanap ng pangit
Joke's on you! You have been picky on girls all your life but now andrew ed Julianna.
A fruity kid know for his love of esports. He spends of his day practicing esports and drinking Soylent. He often plays balloons tower defense 6 in class instead of doing work.
“You see that kid watching Valorant streams” “yeah, he is Andrew Ennis.”