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This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.
Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.
The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,
When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
He started to shove his egg dildo up my butt, as i moaned slightly
leather-bar term, referring to a sexual act in which a man bounces his testicles on and around the anus of another man, at least a dozen times, as a form of foreplay and display of dominance.
Horst delivered Ken some roadside eggs before pulling the sausage truck up to the back gate.
A very fat boy with an egg head. Hes known for making big moves with da ladies and has a tiny chode and has never trimmed in his life, he also too much foreskin it covers the whole head of his cock.
Da ladies are scared of egg boy.
A very amazing guy whose always sweet, unless you make him mad. He is obviously King of Eggs and will not stand any abuse to his people. Everyone should love King Egg as he loves them.
A possibly mythical pre-cooked and packaged cylindrical boiled egg. Allegedly available in supermarkets in Asia specifically Japan although never actually spotted in the wild during multiple trips.
Highly sought-after and coveted by my workmate Kevin. The man will never give up hope of finding some.
Can also be used as slang for wanking (see example).
"I'll just have to make my own tube eggs" - Kevin at work
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING UP "PINEAPPLE EGGS" THAT IS THE DUMBEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!!!!!!!!!!!!
pineapple eggs is eggs with pineapples inside
A very rare party trick that includes an egg being balanced on the tip of ones penis.
Person 1: WOW! Do you see Steve showing off his egg trick with grandma Faberge egg?
Person 2: Yeah dude! Steve's a fucking animal! All hail the king of the egg trick, amiright?