Someone that has a picture perfect butthole.
Or when you're so drunk you misheard your friend who said "I ate a model"
They have the perfect butthole.
Guy: To have a steady fuck buddy in the gay community you have to look like a model. I look like I ate a model.
Me: Did you just say you're an anus model?
When someone can turn around and put a finger in their own anus
Jimmy turned around one night and his finger went up his ass, resulting in a rear anus situation.
that feeling you get when you're triggered beyond compare. At the same time you're really fricken exited. Typically used while texting (but you have to say it as you're typing or else you don't mean it.
DUDE IM GOING TO CAMP WITH YOU!
ANUS SUPREMEEEEEEEEEE!!!
the act of holding in you shit in your booty until it bursts, like a blast from an anus, A big poopy booty, mmm🤤🤤
in my free time, I love to anus blast!
A person who doesn't/can't poop when someone is another cubicle.
Dave has a shy Anus and needs to wait for the toilet to be empty
thanos (mostly known as the anus) is a pruple, big grape with nut sack chin. He has two beautiful daughters (i srsly dont understand how he has kids) and has a big rusty, basball mit. His mission is collect alllllll the beautiful pebbles so he can control the rock conventions he attends to. He is a horrible dad (considering he pulls one apart and kills the other for a pebble). he is T H E A N U S
"Hey, did you hear the new supervillian?"
"Oh yeaaaa huh, Isn't he thanos (aka. the anus)? he looks like a mishappen grape!"
"*gasp* i thought the same!!!
The act of making a salad but instead of using a bowl you use the man's asshole.
Yo that was a killer party last night and that anus salad was a double wide surprise.