The Dirty Jew

Where you are at the end of a liquid substance such as Shampoo, Conditioner, Body Soap, Detergent... (you get the idea) and you must add water to get what’s left out of the bottle.

I had to do The Dirty Jew to the shampoo and conditioner bottles this morning in the shower due to non-portion controlling family members!

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jew trap

A purposely deceiving or unfair circumstance.

There was absolutely no hot puss at the party at all as Mark said there would be. What a damn jew trap.

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jew me

What a Latino says when saying "you, me".

Latino: "Jew me, we gotta prollem hir"
White: "Did you mean, 'you and me, we have a problem here'?"

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Stealth Jew

A person who, at first appearance doesn't appear Jewish, but upon further conversation, reveals him/herself to be.

A: So, what did you do over the weekend?
B: I fasted.
A: Wait, why?
B: It was Yom Kippur... duh.
A: Wait, you're Jewish?
B: Yeah, I'm a Stealth Jew.

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pussy jew

A friend who is a greedy bastard...girlwise

Your friend gets one girl to come to the party with him and does not let said girl bring her friends for the attending males. If this has ever happened to you then your friend is a pussy jew. He keeps all the cunt for himself just like a jew would do with money.

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japa jew

The mixed heritage of a person who is Japanese and Jewish, also known as a twinkie.

Marco: Hey AJ! Your a japa jew!
AJ: Let me tell you a word that has to do with sex!

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Jew Code

n., Used in reference to something that is unfairly obtained to gain an advantage to win.

Dude you used the jew code to win that game.

How the hell did you win that you must have used a jew code to get it.

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