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A redneck motherfucker who has an addiction to Busch latte. Austin’s are tons of work and a lot to care for and clean up after.
A dumb teen boy, who eats sicks and rocks and mud. Most likely doesn't care about the government, really needs a hug. Often feels stupid, ugly, but pretends it doesn't bother him. He's not very smart, but he'll fuck you up if you're mean to bugs.
Yo, Austin is sooo similar to that cavetown song. LIke, he's the exact desc.
Friends with Colton
Has hoes
Like a lot of hoes
Austin: I don’t have hoes
Also Austin: girl one, girl two, girl 3
Has hoes
Like a lot
Is friends with Colton
Will never find this
Austin: I don’t have hoes
Also Austin: girl 1, girl 2, girl 3, rylee
He’s on call with me and I don’t know what’s going on and he has hoes
Austin: I’m not a hoe
Also Austin: girl 1, girl 2, and girl 3
Austin is a great boyfriend, if your boyfriend is Austin you’re winning.
Nobody:
Me: I love Austin sooo much, he’s such a great guy, he’s smart, funny, good looking and knows how to make me happy. He’s my choppa!
Adult An Austin is generally associated with a well-meaning and kind person.
Teenager Generally, they're closeted or just act in a gay manner.
"Dude, Austin tried to touch me yesterday, but idk if he's gay".