like pumping

When you keep setting one popular profile picture 3 times a week. Could potentially become a mental gym.

- Darling, are we gonna sit and finally eat?
- Sure Sweety, give me one more second! I am setting my page for like pumping. (Sets an already existing profile pic with 130 likes as default)

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Dumb like that

When a situation or person does something utterly stupid. And the best way to describe that situation or person, is just to say their dumb like that.

My mom left the keys in her car, because she's dumb like that.

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pledge like

Acting in a manner similar to, or as a "pledge" would. Syn: n008.

"Saying that Peyton Manning is a bad quarterback is so pledge like."

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it's like Japan

When something is as wet as Japan after the tusnami.

Person1: *steps in a puddle of water in the bathroom* aahhhh fuck it's like Japan in here

Person: "dawg, i'm sorry"

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Like Whoamance

An intense, passionate tryst.

John and Marsha's weekend at the cottage proved to be an epic Like Whoamance.

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Max-like

A quality that somehow resembles something Max would do.

1. The new SiAt AIT's were not very Max-like when they were around Bo.
2. SiAt along with the rest of the AZA chapters should search for new members with Max-like qualities.

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preemptive like

Liking someone's post on Facebook so that they feel obligated to like your subsequent comment in return.

Do you think I'm proud of this? My life is a disaster.

1. You like John Doe's photo (preemptive like)
2. You: <possibly clever or funny comment>
3. John Doe likes your comment on their photo
4. A minor increase in self-esteem that quickly fades away

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