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When your lady is on the rag and won’t give you a blowjob to compensate. So you you jerk off using your hand that fell asleep.
Last night , with Cindy, I had a Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help.
Definition: National stop making fake Holidays Day
Use:
Person 1: Today is national people who are 6'0 and have black hair day! Because I said it is!
Person 2: No.
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April 18, 2018. just stop. -ali
National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day - it’s getting out of control
A good answer to a violent threat, if you can back it up!
I see you fingering a weapon in your jacket, so go on ... I can't stop you from trying ... Once.
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The words of the German Operator Jäger as he places his Active Defense System.
Jäger: YOU CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT GRENADES NOW!!
Everyone else on defense: Holy shit calm your self Jäger.
BLUE TEXT GOES: When Ghetto Spread stops trending, we die.
Person 1: Ahoy, have you seen that guy on UrbDic?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: I don't know man but when ghetto spread stops trending, we die.
National Stop Hate On Short People Day is on September 23rd.
haha ur short
no its national stop hate on short people day
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