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Under investigation

American media's favorite phrase

Citizen: please answer my question

Member of media: sorry dude. I don't answer any questions. Your hippie concern is under investigation. Goodbye come back tomorrow.

by Aspergers dragon March 18, 2025


Pogo under the stairs

A dance which often involes a sore head also a sex act involving a man, woman and a stick or phallic object

Oh wow my date gave me a pogo under the stairs...it was amazing!

by Whiskeytango January 12, 2021


under ninja

Something that is not ass hard as it looks.
An action or job that once done the result looks like doing it was way harder that it actually was.

-''Last night was under ninja, thanks for the breakfast''

''-Paris Hilton is out of your reach
+No, dude, she's totally under ninja''

''-Dude, are you hard watching Up??
+no, it's just under ninja''

-''Yeah it was her first time but was pretty under ninja''

by Pidgeon Impaler August 22, 2021


Short little small guy who is under 5 feet

Popular YouTuber Cody Ko who is canonically very small.

"Yo dude, who are you watching?" "Me? Oh I'm jus watching Short little small guy who is under 5 feet" "Oh shit I love Cody Ko."

by Bu T. Ton June 14, 2024


out under three

To be drunk in public in the morning hours immediately after all the pubs have closed.

The bar closed and we were out under three when the cops drove by; luckily, we were able to duck into an alley.

She locked me out of the apartment and threw my stuff out. So I was only out under three because I didn't have anywhere else to go.

by defry11 January 06, 2023


The under up to do

The act of dancing on a table

I just can’t even deal with Greg’s the under up to do

by secretive sexual guru March 10, 2020


quigley down under

When a man cums under a woman’s fupa, and allows the cum to mature into a chud baby. Thus treating the fupa like a marsupials pouch.

Erik picked up a BBW at the bar last night and gave her the ol quigley down under

by Mfaro April 12, 2023