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When you lay in your bed on your back and eventually your arms go numb so you turn over to your side.
Jill: Hey why did it take you so long to text me back?
Sam: Sorry, I got bed phone numb
To miss the comfort and warmth of your own bed.
I really do miss the taste of my bed
A way to say good night to someone, but also to communicate that you care for their physical well-being and are wishing them a safe journey.
"Happy semiversary. I know you're tired, but I hope you drive to bed safe.
When two guys end up trying to hook up in the same room with different girls and they're both successful.
two guys hooking up with different chicks in one room often times resulting in a shaky bunk bed
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A white guy who has a strange fixation with Indian Chicks (because Indian chicks often look like bed bugs).
"Josh hasn't been the same these past few weeks."
"Oh he just started dating this Indian chick... I think he contracted bed bug fever."
a punk, gothic, sleaze band from Stoke on Trent in England. 'I Use My Powers For Evil' is the band's 1st album.
Band Members include : Luci4, Mr Peach, Magic Andy, Chuckmaster C, Stigmata and The Gimp.
More information on the band Lesbian Bed Death can be found at www.lesbianbeddeath.net
'I went to a Lesbian Bed Death gig last week and they really blew me away..This Band Rocks'
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An exclamation of surprise, shock, or amazement.
The response "At least it wasn't your pants, Bob," may be used.
"Little Jimmy passed his test? Well shit the bed, Margaret! This calls for a celebration!"
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