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Drinking home alone, getting drunk and then calling over your gay friends and getting naked.
I have to go to a birthday arty today.
A day to celebrate that you haven’t died in the last year.
It’s my birthday! One year closer to death.
A special holiday that only occurs on each day that is great at your Junes
A thing you do on the month and day you were born to celebrate you or someone else getting older, even though this should be a sad moment for the knowing of a year closer to death and anxiety and depression and for the closer death of parents but we still fucking have fun and celebrate someone getting older.
“Son” dad what’s the definition of birthdays“dad” “son” oh wait….
It's ana's birthday so go wish her happy birthday at @ana_mitran on instagram .
A: go wish ana a happy birthday
B: how
A: go to her insta @ana_mitran
Noah/Ryan HAS TO james on the day before his birthday. It's required.
Wow noah, you better answer james. Its the day before his birthday!
No, don't... Don't bitch about your birthday. You didn't invite me. It don't ever get invited to anything... And I only have $30... And "YoU'rE nOt GoInG tO sHoW uP oN mY DoOrStEp!"
Hym "Yeah, hey that's cool. You know, I didn't even get a birthday last year! I did get a Christmas though where I had to sit and listen to my brother's bitch girlfriend undermine my profound accomplishments. It's all she ever does! She just runs her bitch mouth."