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When you get a female naked, she has her thumbs to her nipples like a t rex and bites your dick off, then she roars on the top of her lungs
Damn bro, i was with the homie brandon and tristan and they were getting a dino blowjob
Getting Head from somebody with braces to the point of multiple instances of skin catching.
Hey man, i just got a Chainsaw Blowjob and i don't think i'll ever fully recover.
The act of eating a succulent panini while receiving the most lavish blowjob.
Andrew: Yo dawg, what did you do last night?
Esteban: I was back at my place receiving a Panini Blowjob.
a remedial blowjob is a blowjob given by someone who hasn't done it before and isnt really that good either. in fact it pretty much sucks. all puns intended. however depending on the stuation they'll usually go for it again in a much more....pleasureful.... manner.
Guy A:"Yo dude I heard you got a blow-job from Becca last night!"
Guy B:"Yeah but it was her first time so it was a remedial blowjob... better luck next time."
when the head so good it gives you the shits
shrek gave me blowjob diarrhea
When you suck a dick in the middle of a deep squat.
I couldn't get my squat form right, until I tried the goblet blowjob.
A deepthroat blowjob in which the receiver is being grabbed in the back of the head, pushed down on the penis until his/hers forehead is smacked against the giver's stomach, repeatedly
I gave this a girl a super hard Australian blowjob yesterday, her throat is still sore