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When one has epicly failed at making a homemade pizza and it turns into a sloppy mess so they try to pass it off as a calzone, but in fact its just a complete cheesy, dough, mess. Take it like a man. You can't cook. Deal with it.
A really bad pizza. JP. You know its you. Pizza Burrito.
when two men go shrimping and beans and corn get in the straw
Maurice and Paulie went shrimping they ended up with a shrimp burrito.
when two men go shrimping and cum, beans and corn end up in the straw
when Maurice and Paulie when shrimping they ended up with a shrimp burrito.
When an Native American has rough sex with you and finishes in your mouth.
James slept well after he gave Joe a bison burrito last night.
The tortilla that makes up the outer layer of a burrito.
I’m going to fill my burrito wrapper with beans, cheese and meat.
Niggas from the mexican cartel
We’re not scared of you burrito bandits.
Explaining a dish and forgetting the name of a torilla shell. Frequently used randomly to remind a person that there was actually a day that they forgot the word tortilla.
The cook made Mexican lasagna and instead of noodles, she used burrito dough layered with taco meat.