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A well-dressed, elegant gentleman who typically presides over chili competitions. The earliest known chili commissioner lived in the United Kingdom during the renaissance. They are long thought to have connections to the Knights Templar and other ancient orders.
Hi, I'm the Chili Commissioner! I'd like to thank you for coming today! Ha!
Is a person that likes to perform anal sex.
I heard he was freaky in bed and was know as a chili bowl bandit.
Chili that has been made in the depths and bowels of Hell itself. Your asshole will feel as if someone fucked you with a round cheese grater.
He ate Martin's Chili yesterday. He's been in the hospital for about 6 years now and even the best doctors can't repair his asshole.
This is similar to a chili dog but actual chili is used instead of feces. Chili is poured on somebody’s boobs and then you titty fuck them. Bonus points if you eat the chili afterwards especially if you came in it.
William: Yo did you hear about clean chili dogging? I’d actually be down for that.
Bob: Ew no I’m not a cacaphile!
William: no this is a version with chilli instead of feces
Bob: oh hell yeah
(On South Park's first episode of their 14th season) Anyone who doesn't believe that Sex Addiction is a disease, thus ruining the popular belief that Sex Addiction is a virus sent out by an infected Alien Wizard residing in the Independence Hall.
Kyle: What if sex addiction isn't a disease, but a state of mind!
Sex Addiction Counselor: *Picks up phone and secretly says to whoever is on the other line...* We have a Turd in the Chili Bowl. I repeat, we have a Turd in the Chili Bowl!
When a girl shits on your dick, then you punch her in the nose and then let the blood drip on your dick then she proceeds to suck you off.
Wow Jason’s California Chili Dog was amazing last night!
A male stripper deficates on an erect penis and then proceeds to deep throat it like a kobiaci.
On a trip in San Fran, went to the club last night and I got a California chili dog. I feel full.