Someone's ass when laying on their side with shit still in their butt crack from their last dump.
Dude, it was so gross Jon totally gave me the dirtiest chocolate smile yesterday!
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A person highly skilled in ass assassination. A prerequisite of the chocolate ninja is a high degree of stealth so that his target is entirely unaware of what is about to come.
Don't go anywhere alone with Tom, he's a right chocolate ninja!
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Derived from the word "creampie", it is the act of penetrating and ejaculating in an unsanitary poop-hole.
After I came inside his butthole i noticed my dick was smothered with greasy diarrhea; thanks to Taco Bell, I had experienced my first "chocolate creampie".
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Trying to fart in someones face while they are sleeping, but you accidentally shit in their mouth.
I Chocolate Shake my brother. So he punched me in the face.
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When a guy bangs a girl in her ass, then flips her over and receives a blow job
"Yo, I thought I was just gonna bang this girl in her asshole but then she turned around and then I gave her a chocolate popsicle."
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Cheap chocolate, usually bought by divorced second class parents who think there children wouldn't mind eating shit on Easter.
It is better than crap Hershey. Though Kit-Kat's are amazing.
Justin: The chocolate isn't even that bad.
Ashie: F*ck Palmer chocolate, its nasty. Hershey FTW.
Justin: No. Hershey's suck. That is whats nasty.
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An insult or tease usually spoken during a competitive sport/function. To "rub it in" or tantalize beyond bearability.
Chocolate Pie, tastes good! Take that you dirty rotten covenant bitch! Eat that grenade! Go ahead, Taste it you ungrateful mother fucker!!! Chocooolllaaaate Piiiiiie!!! TASTES SO GOOD!!!!!
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