church cervixes

What are available at da chapel's erectory as an after-sermon incentive for cranky hot-in-da-crotch teenage boys to attend said boring hypocritical speeches.

Clergy may actually have to resort to offering church CERVIXES to get da community's youths to come to the church SERVICES, if merely serving "ice cream sunday" portions fails to attract them.

Church Yelling

When you smoke pot while taking a back road on the way home.

Mike: Dude, take the back road today.

Josh: Why?

Mike: Because I got a bag of weed, we can go church yelling.

Josh: Sweet.

lingual church

part of the global church that speaks the same language

A lingual church in Sudan may work from English, Arabic, and Sudanese Arabic to translate the Bible into their own language.

Cherry Hills Community Church

the place where SyncRapper1016 lives.

LupinIIIFan: Where the fuck does SyncRapper live???
Guestwith9: He lives in Cherry Hills Community Church, which is in Highlands ranch Colorado, USA

Church Rich

A leader or high ranking official belonging to a religious organization who spends church money lavishly for personal gain.

Vatican suspends Church Rich 'bishop of bling' Tebartz-van Elst.

Bishop Tebartz-van Elst - and his spending habits - had become infamous in Germany, where many people pay Church tax to the state. The tax raised 5.2bn euros for Catholics and 4.6bn euros for Protestants in 2012.

Damn my pastor is rolling on a Cadi with 22's on, must be nice to be Church Rich.

church shirt

religious message on a t shirt.

i just spilled wine on my church shirt.