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get woken up by it stay in bed for an hour realize the infinite you've gotten yourself into
i got woken up by my alarm clock
I'm gonna now kill myself
when you give someone a clock it's just a matter of time till they get their wig split
did you hear what he said? he's been talking mad shit
yeah - someones gonna give him a clock he'll get his ass beat or wig split soon enough
a female version of bone, to have sex with.
Girl: I want to clock you up one.
Last night, me and him clocked one up.
Tommorrow I'm going to clock one up with him.
A kick in the dick to start your day right.
I kept hitting snooze before my interview, so my girl finally got me up with a Glizzy Alarm Clock.
A clock that, after having been bitten by a zombie, uses blood-coagulation rates to calculate approximately how long until you will become a zombie. When the clock finally counts down to 0:00:00, you are craving brains.
Better pull that trigger before her zombie clock hits zero....
To completely finish a video game
Clocking is to 100% complete a video game, doing everything possible within it.
"Dude me and Darcy stayed up and clocked the new crash bandicoot in one night, it was sick"
A wonderful place to work. You control every clock in the universe and stop time to fuck with people. A bunch of sadists. Love getting Taco Bell for lunch and spilling salsa on their keyboards
Person one: I need a knew watch, what do you recommend?
Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you