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A constrictive interlocking device placed at the base of the penis, to prevent blood from escaping and to strengthen erection.
My roommate's girlfriend was complaining that he was too soft, so I hooked him up with a cock ring for his birthday.
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Like a magpie is attracted to shiny objects, the cock magpie is a girl (or guy) who just loves the cock. The cock magpie is commonly found surrounded by disproportionate amounts of male genitalia.
Aaron: "I can't believe Mark got out with that girl last night"
Tom: "Yeah i know, she's such a slag. It'd be like throwing a hotdog down a corridor...."
Matty: "She's always like that, she's a real cock magpie. She just loves the cock"
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(Verb)
1) During his Super Bowl performance, Bruce Springsteen, or the Boss, slid down the stage on is knees and his crotch ran right into a camera that was filming him. So from the perspective of living rooms across America, we were all Boss Cocked.
Guy: Did you see how Bruce Springsteen ran into that camera guy during his Super Bowl performance?
Guy2: Yeah, that camera guy totally got boss cocked.
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One who prevents another from scoring with very hot girls.
Carrie cock blocked Dave by not leaving him alone with that really hot girl.
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Someone who is blinded to any imperfections in their mates character flaws.
Stephanie has no idea that Joe is rude because she is cock blind!
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1. A place where the ratio of men to women is extremely high.
2. A gathering of gay men
see also sausage fest, clam farm
The bar was a cock farm, so we left and went to another bar.
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A small street hooker, normally under 5 foot 1 inch, who has uncanny ability to magnetize cocks around her all times. Characterized by stubby fingers, big head, whorish clothing, and occasionly a greenish tint that may be reaveled when make up wears off when having sex in the shower.
I can't believe you let the cock goblin eat your ass hole Alex.
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