cop

to buy something

someone: “yo did you cop those shoes?”
me: hell yeahh

Cops

Known for their love of donuts and overpolicing black and brown neighborhoods.

“Cops just stopped me on the way to work. I hate pigs.”

Cop

People with small, yet somehow ridiculously stinky, balls that also can get away with shooting any minority.

"Wow that cop that just shot that man has some tiny, yet somehow ridiculously stinky, balls."

Cop

To find or copy

Ryan: ay yo. Where can I cop that merch dude.

I'm not a cop

Typically used by professional undercover agents, the phrase "I'm not a cop", gives the impression that you are totally not a cop.

The phrase has assisted the force in infiltrating and capturing thousands of high value targets involved in drug and human traffic.

Mostly used as a persuasive tactic or a reassuring statement to mask his identity in sting operations.

Totally not a Cop: "yo wassup', you guys know where I can find some of the good dope" , "I'm not a cop"

Crook 1: *pulls out gun*

Crook 2: *pulls out gun*

Crook 3: *pulls out gun*

Crook 4: *pulls out gun*

Crook 5: *pulls out gun*

Gang leader: *in a totally re assuring voice* "you came to the right place, let me show you around"

Paid to park cop

A cop whose job is to sit and find people to pull over/ A cop who is parked like a crime scarecrow.

“Make sure you drive slow, I saw two paid to park cops on the home earlier”

half-cop

a halfbit and a marecop put together

God,Mrs. Thomas is such a half-cop!