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A person with no permanent residence, who appeals to the sympathy of people who do not want to see the person officially homeless and on the streets, but who refuses to take advice or work to change their situation, attitude or actions in any meaningful way. They move from couch to couch, (house to house) staying until they either wear out their welcome or the homeowners rules become to burdensome. Really onerous and over the line rules like "Clean up after yourself" or "If you can't contribute with $ right now, how about some housework?" or "Stop playing online games all day and Fbooking all day and look for a job!"
Man, I thought I could help John, but he is just a couch lounger!
How long you gonna let that couch lounger hang out at your crib eating your grub?
Is John still at your house? No that couch lounger split when I told him he had to wash dishes and do laundry for his rent! He called his uncle and whined to him about sleeping under a bridge and now he is lounging on his uncles couch!
When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.
"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"
Verb. To insert your penis in between two couch cushions, with or without lubrication. Then, you proceed to thrust back and forth in said couch, as if you were fucking a girl. Some people prefer to go raw, or use a sock for easy clean-up!
That guy Frank got a pete burn from couch beat.
The most important time and piece of furniture in the poor white America. If not for a porch couch family's wouldn't get fresh air. Boys would never learn to finger bang. Ferrel cats wouldn't have a safe place to birth kittens. When pappy comes home drunk he wouldn't have a place to pass out and piss himself. It ties not only the family but the neighborhood together.
Amanda Lynn is coming over today to hang out on the porch couch. But didn't pappy sleep on it last night and piss himself? Oh it's OK we will flip the cushion and push the liter of kittens to the back. I'm going to be finger blasting tonight.
(noun) a euphemism for having sex on a couch
“We started out with netflix and chill and then we started couch dancing shortly after”
A dance in which the performer is too lazy and too anti-social to actually have friends with which to actually twerk.
I couch twerked because I was too lazy to actually twerk.
The couch position requires 2 female sex partners and one male sex partner. The male sex partner is required to lay down on a flat surface with his back on the ground . Next, the 2 females must sit on his face and penis. Now the female on the penis can act as this is a normal ride on a penis. The female on the face gets the males tounge inserted into the females vigina. It is optional but the females can also make out while on the couch position, making it the triangle position.
Last night, me and my hoes did some couch position.