To troll live feeds on Facebook relentlessly asking questions about the couch for sale.
Jesse was up all night being a couch troll
The guy or girl who tells stories about how badass they think they are or thought they once where while sitting on their ass. Most times on a couch while drinking alcohol.
It's easy to be couch tough with all the sport games on tv this time of year.
This type of Butt is so enormous that when it sits down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch. When one is looking at it the butt is mistaken for a couch when there is no couch present. Normally it belongs to a whale of large stature.
That 700 bohemian whale has a couch butt. I know I saw her sit down.
When a grown person don't have their own home and goes from place to place sleeping on other people couches.
Where does Larena live?
Girl, who knows! She out here playing couch Scotch.
When a person is sitting on a couch and is being being blasted with semen by multiple people surrounding the couch.
I love being covered from head to toe after a blasting couch session.
The couch position requires 2 female sex partners and one male sex partner. The male sex partner is required to lay down on a flat surface with his back on the ground . Next, the 2 females must sit on his face and penis. Now the female on the penis can act as this is a normal ride on a penis. The female on the face gets the males tounge inserted into the females vigina. It is optional but the females can also make out while on the couch position, making it the triangle position.
Last night, me and my hoes did some couch position.
When a bunch of cracka mates jerk off in one room behind different furniture so its less homosexual they both come watching the same porn and the fat cunt normally comes first
"Me and Roofa Jerked off behind the couch to Ray J and Kim K's Porno"