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When a mobile application has one remaining notification that doesn’t go away
I wanted to see that I’m up to date on LinkedIn but there’s always a dead flag there that I can’t get rid of!
Beat up stripper/only fans/pornstar/escort pussy. Stretched out, loose, ugly looking vag. Extra lips for years of being a whore.
Fuck you Blaze, thats why your pussy looks like a dead butterfly.
A dead blow is a blow job so good she keeps sucking after you cum and literally sucks the life out of you.
Man did you hear how Matt died?
Yeah man he got a dead blow from joshes girlfriend
A half smoked joint, zoot, weed cigarette, usually found and picked up from the floor with the intention of smoking it.
-Fam there are baaare dead zoots in the park, come smoke them
-Ugh that's disgusting
The start of all hippie grateness that led to all the other gratenesses of hippies-
Thank you Jerry
Hippie1: Man I'm such a stoner
Hippie2: Yah, me too, lets go listen to The start of all hippie grateness that will lead to all the other gratenesses of hippies
Hippie1: awe, I'm so stoned...
Hippie3: I have BO and I'm buzzin like a bee.
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The truth. See also rap sucks
Although punk music fans (not the dirtbags who refer to themselves as punks - actual non human-beings) have been saying that punk is dead since 1978, it actually wasn't proven to be true until 1991 or so - the year "punk" broke in America
Since the early 1990s, punk bands are played on the big rock and top 40 stations in even the most rural areas of the United States. Green Day, for instance, sells as many records as 50 Cent and records on about the same six-million dollar budget in the same lavish studios.
Punk rock is recording a demo on a tape recorder in a trailer and selling copies of the tapes out of the back of your 1973 Ford Galaxy.
Now a fashion trend dominated by white prep school kids and emos.
How can anyone today disagree with the fact that punk is dead and has been for almost 20 years now?
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saying "dead as fuck" means youre at an emotional coma. basically its when you get to a point of laughter or shock that you really have nothing else you can do or say, so you just kinda sit there lifeless - or dead. mostly used on the internet but it works around friends too.
*your friend falls down a huge ass set of stairs yelling the whole time*
you: (assuming theyre ok) bwahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah i am DEAD AS FUCK!!! you shoulda seen your face!
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