You have to talk in any accent the entire school day u can switch your accent but you must talk in any accent the entire school day.
People December 7th is tell your crush you like them! No matter what! You have to confess your feelings. On this day you can’t feel nervous or hesitant to tell them how you feel. JUST DO IT NOW OR NEVER!!
Hey Sarah so umm it’s December 7th so I have to say that I like you and have for a while…
hot, but dumb bitches were born on this day. very fucking hot but still cant to there times tables.
person 1: f***ing dumb b**ch
person 2: what was that for?
person1: your born on december 7!!
person2: oh right!
person 1: your f***ing hot tho
National BBQ Sauce On Titties Day, where you pour bbq sauce on your titties and can’t get judged for it.
“Wtf are you doing?”
“Didn’t you know it’s December 7?”
“Damn it, I completely forgot it’s BBQ Sauce On Titties Day...”
This is the day where you have to do the stanky leg before anyone mentions Christmas, if somebody mentions Christmas during or before the stanky leg you must bang your head agains a wall until your mum says “AHHHHHH”
“Why is your head so red”. “It’s bcuz it’s December 22nd” “ahh sucks man”
All small people on December 10th we get to roast our tall friends but we should have another day right before it we get to push our tall friends all day on the 9th this is getting back at them for pushing us and picking us up
December 9th boys let’s get revenge
December 9th is National give your hoodie to your girl best friend day
Me: it’s december 9th *gives hoodie
Girl best friend: thank you so much