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When someone passes gas on your couch that's so foul when the person leaves the smell stays in the upholstery
Dude, why the hell does your apartment smell so bad?
Because Larry came over last night and left an upholstery demon...
Friend who is on the longest snap streak with me! V cool eyeliner (teach me), and says they aren't hot when they actually are angry.
When you take out your penis and ejaculate onto a freshly sunburnt back.
Omar gave cheryl a demonic suntan.
The teeth eating, wrinkly, pint-sized little assholes from the movie “Don’t be afraid of the Dark”
Friend: Omg what was that noise?!
You: It was probably Demon Ratties!
A hilarious song not intended to be taken seriously with utterly horrible vocals. See also: Gwar.
"Meat Sandwich" by Gwar is ultimate demon rock!
The act of wearing a butt plug
“Dude why are you keeping the demons out?”
“cause it feels good”
To produce exceedingly large amounts of semen after constant masturbation or constant sex.
Female one:After fucking him for several times for hours at a time, Malkaia still came a lot.
Female two: Damn he must be the demon of semen!