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Ming Huang Ding

A person who probably weighs over 300 pounds

Ming Huang Ding sat on Daniel and crushed his legs.

by Justing0999 March 5, 2022


Ming Huang Ding

a chinese person who probably weighs over 300 pounds

Ming Huang Ding sat on top of Daniel and crushed his legs.

by Justing0999 March 5, 2022


Dinging the Kettle

The act of engaging in aggressive sexual intercourse with someone wearing lots of jewelry. The term refers to the sound made in committing the act being similar to that of a dinging kettle.

What's that noise?
Oh that's Jim in the other room dinging the kettle with Stacy.

by UglyUseless June 23, 2021


Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.

Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'

by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020


Ding-nut coach

A person who traines or coaches online salesman to sell xfinity products typically used in a negative connotation

"Are you done coaching those ding-nuts,it must be exhausting being a ding-nut coach "

by Ding-nut kid October 9, 2022


Ding-nut coach

A person who traines or coaches online salesman to sell xfinity products typically used in a negative connotation

"Are you done coaching those ding-nuts,it must be exhausting being a ding-nut coach "

by Ding-nut kid October 9, 2022


Ring Dings & HoHos

Shit. Bullshit.

Man, that a load of Ring Dings & HoHos!

I got find a Hess quick! Man, got drop a mess of Ring Dings & HoHos…

by o0ill0o October 20, 2023