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It's what can be said when you have nothing else to say in a conversation, but you still want to leave on a good note.
Also can be used when someone continually asks you for advice.
It's simply a way to get out of a conversation. The real secret is to walk away once you say it.
To legitimize it a bit more, add "As they say" or "Like they say" to the front of the saying to add more value. It'll make them think that it's not just you saying it.
Person 1: "So my boyfriend keeps not picking up and i call him like 50 times a day, I don't know what to do"
Person 2: "Do as the Buffalo"
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Person 1: "There's this girl at work that's so hot. I asked her out but she keeps saying no, what should i do"
Person 2: "Like they say, do as the buffalo" .... and walk away
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Person 1: "Fack there's nothing on tv!"
Person 2: "You should do as the buffalo"
An unnecessary, show boding indoorbeach volleyball shot that has no offensive properties. Often leads to a Rotation
You're doing a Harley
Doing a Pip is when an individual spends an unholy amount of money on unnecessary items like the complete fool they are
Person #1: Are you being cool, and sensible with your money?
Person #2: Naaaah mate, I'm Doing a Pip!
An Australian term which means to drive or walk around the block
Carmen: 'Not sure which cafe they are at, so let's do a blockie'.
Legging it from the scene of the "crime" to avoid an awkward situation!!
She was speeding faster, presumebly to lose me as I know now. I followed for a short distance , flashing my headlights for her to stop. It was after 5 miles that I realised she was Doing a Diego!.
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1. A philosophy that teaches the many ways of Steven Seagal.
2. A cock puncher.
3. A bad actor.
Q. What is the secret of Seagal-do?
A. The secret is not to act, but to be.
When a male, in this case highly likely to be a virgin, is having sex and is unsure where everything is quite supposed to go, he may simply freeze in a pencil shaped position, head tilted slightly to the side, whilst the lady manouevres herslf on top of him. This particular act is highly unusual, but somewhat effective, and gives the impression of being stuckin a coffin.
If a young man has no idea what to do in the sack, it is almost guaranteed that he may freeze and will almost certainly be doing 'the coffin' , even if he does not realise this. Beware though, for the older you are before you pop your cherry, the more you'll look like one of Dracula's victims.