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where a girl does not where makeup, and her eyes are sunken. Usually do not fit her face, or body type.
Dang Bob, look at that girl!!! She has a nice body! *girl turns around* HAAHAHAHA, Bob! she is pig-eyed!!
Someone who walks into Starbucks with bugged out eyes and proceeds to muscle their way behind the counter and proceeds to steal the coffee maker. Once they wrap their arms around the coffee maker their eyes pop out of their head as if they have a severe thyroid disorder. They run out the door stopping the employees from retrieving the coffee maker.
That Wide Eyed Bandit is addicted to caffeine.
A small city local channel meteorologist who is so flabbergasted just trying so see around her over sized nose that she has gone crossed eyed from the effort.
Hey what's the weather doing tonight skeeter? Well Cross-eyed Julie said we may see up to 15 cm of snow by morning.
The one eyed Jack in a deck of cards is known also as a one eyed cocksucker
He played his hand of poker and had a pair of one eyed cocksuckers
What black eyed peas really are
Those aren't peas they look more like black eyed beans to me