A chick with a dick is it a man or a women a big Fat heffa who cant decide
Wow big Shlogan exely gave me a sloppy jalopy
pronounced "day-us ex much-in-uh"; a phrase that calls attention to when something extremely unlikely blatantly happens to move a story along or resolve a seemingly unsolvable problem. This would be an instance of "deus ex machina", but the concept is cliché to the point that it deserves sarcastic observation.
Will: "Can you believe that Liam Neeson immediately found that one guy in the entire Charles de Gaulle airport that marked his daughter for kidnapping, even though the airport handled over 60 million passengers in 2008?"
Lindsey: "I know, right? Uh, hello, deus ex muchina?"
An Ex partner that is also an asshole.
I have dated a lot of ex-holes in my life.
On 12th June it’s ‘finger your ex day’
Oh what day is it tomorrow?
‘Finger your ex day bro’
Someone who was raised by redneck parents and refuses to act like a fucking retard.
Friend: "Man, expletive you are such a redneck."
expletive: No, you idiot, i'm an ex-redneck.
To use when you've been in a sapphic situationship that went nowhere.
A reference to the graphic novel, Scott Pilgrim.
So, i was just.. your 4th evil ex? Did i mean nothing to you?
We don't give a fuck what to name means no mo man damn 8/10 stories I go through I see a mf name and definition 🙂
Exe we're tired of u mfs