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Something that is as real as a porno
Guy 1: How the hell is Dylan married to Nicole? They're 16 and I've never seen them together.
Guy 2: Its a Facebook Marriage, of course its fake!
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To have Facebook chat sex.
Madeline was up all night Facebook fucking Austin.
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A person who finds it extremely difficult to focus on anything other than facebook. If they're at work, all they think about is finding a window of opportunity so as to be able to access thier facebook page. If the kids are hungry, then food will consist of a pot noodle, a packet of crisps and a can of coke, taking as little time as possible to prepare in order to get back to thier beloved facebook. This inturn creates what is now know as a facebook orphan.
facebook junkie facebook orphan
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A person who had way too much time on their hands, basically someone who has no better life except to look at others profiles and be jealous or want to have their lives. Or a person who constantly steals another person's wall posts, photos, notes and posts them as their own. That's a real loser facebook stalker, they have no imagination or creativity for their own facebook updates, so they have to steal others reality updates to make themselves look/feel good. These people are sad cases of obsession and loneliness, they spend way to much time on facebook as well, by posting 20 posts a day.
"Elliott is such a sad,lonely person, he spends too much time looking at others facebook profiles attaining ideas for his new status update." That's a real Facebook Stalker, my friend told me!
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Someone who appears sexy on Facebook in their photos, but in real life is an ugly fuck.
Gabe: Damn Kimberli is fine!
Mike: Na dude don't fall for it she's a Facebook Magician.
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When you login to Facebook and your friend count is down (noticeable if you're older and don't add everyone you've ever seen). The ensuing investigation can resemble complex forensics, as you examine your pages to profile the missing candidate.
(p.s. To save time, it's always a girl).
Kenny: Logged onto the 'Book last night. Friend Count was down by one.
Brad: So - just the 12 now?
Kenny: Uh-huh. Had to 'CSI Facebook' for 7 minutes to pull up a suspect, you feel me?
Brad: Jenny?
Kenny: Yeahhh!! How'd you know?
Brad: Man. Next time -just let her have one of your fries.
Kenny: Hmm. True dat!
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So drunk that the only way you'll find out what you did that night is by checking Facebook in the morning.
Let's get pissed. Let's get smashed out of our skulls. Let's get Facebook drunk.
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