male fail

An idiotic mistake that only a member of the male species is capable of making.

Girl: Does these pants make me look fat?
Boy: Well, uh, they don't make you look skinny.
Girl: You think I'm FAT?
Boy: What? I just said they didn't make you look skinny!
Girl: Ugh, you think I'm fat! I need to go on a diet. *runs away crying*
Boy: But I don't think you're fat...
Girls watching nearby: He should have just told her that the pants didn't make her look fat. What a male fail!

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Triple-Post Fail

When a person post anything three times or more due failure to realize it went through the last time. Most prevalent on facebook.

Status: Listening to King Crimson
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
John's Comment: Triple-Post Fail

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epic fail

The ultimate type of fail. Usually used in the same sentence with as the noun "Aftershock".

Dude 1: Aftershock just pushed through a new update!!
Dude 2: Yeah I heard it was another epic fail.

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epic fail

the words commenly used in the b-off household when sam and/or rob are over playing guitar hero.

sam: EPIC FAILLLL
rob: EPIC gonna commit suicide!
sam: Epic break up!
rob: Epic FAILLLL
emily: I am an epic failure & not an epic guitar hero.

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Merry-Go-Fail

When you need something resolved to move to the next step but you need the next step resolved to fix the first step. Rinse and repeat

Quality Assurance Team: “Hey Team, can you look at this bug I found? It’s blocking all testing.
Team: We’re busy right now but can you test this new stuff?
Quality Assurance Team: Not until you fix the old stuff.
Team: But the new stuff fixes the old stuff
Quality Assurance Team: But we can’t test the old stuff to then test the new stuff! This a real merry-go-fail

Pre-game fail

Vommiting during the pre-drink stage of a bar night, causing you spend more money catching up the rest of the night.

Damn it man why do you always pre-game fail, no wonder why you never have enough money for the cab ride home.

washing machine fail

when a washing machine self destructs while spinning

Are you doing washing machine fail?