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A sex act consisting of taking a large healthy dump (perferrably liquid free) on your partners chest and then using the butt to flatten said dump into the shape of a flap jack.
I was feeling quite awry about life until Carl introduced me to the Tallahasse flap jack.
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When a man poop's on a peace of paper, rubs it in well and nice, rinses it of with chocolate milk, freezes it for well over an hour, and finally slaps the shit out of his female partner, or vice versa
hence mud flap
B:Oh Henry did you get chocolate milk.
H:Yes. I did Babara.
B:Well why don't give me an Alabama Mud Flap.
H:Well that sounds delightful.
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When a person has loose belly skin, such as after pregnancy or extreme weight loss, and does an activity such as jumping or running, causing the extra skin flap to clap against the person.
Losing100_facefree has loud belly flap clap in her IG videos because of her extra belly skin after losing so much weight.
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A vagina with extra long lips, flapdragon, that is extremely moist.
Man it's hard to make sweet sweet love to Adam when he's a frothy flap-dragon.
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When you are laying under a blanket and fart. You then flap the blanket in the direction of your significant other thus recreating an elephant ear
Last night I farted and used the blanket to elephant ear my boyfriend-this creating a flapping elephant ear
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Some dirty sket who's fanny lips are always wrapped around some fat jerk off's cock.
Hey girl stop being a dirty sket and always Flapping ya Ham.
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A modern letter box with a strong spring and hard bistles offering a challenge to any postman, even a Royal Mail UK one. Possibly open for misinterpretations regarding poorly maintained lady gardens.
My latest Tinder score had a serious bristley sprung flap but I pushed on through like the hunter I am. Why do ladies prefer hunters? Because they go deeper into bush, they shoot twice and they eat what they shoot. Hi five bro.
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