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The Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away...
I figured out when I will die on a death clock.
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Are the BEAST!!! they can smack the living shit outta pussy rock groups such as Creed, Korn and Pimp Shitzkitt.
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The best, most awesome band on the face of the earth.
Napalm Death Rules!
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Basically a mohawk but more gothic-inspired.
I like that goth chick's death hawk.
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To write-off a woman's vagina through excessively forceful intercourse. Must require hospital admission to accurately be described as having been 'given death'.
I'm going to give death to me woman when she's back.
Craig, "Did you hear the walls shaking last night when Rowland was shagging Penny. Fuck me he gave her death!"
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A skull with bat wings. Most notable for being Avenged Sevenfold's mascot. Many Over Kill fans claim the mascot was stolen from their band. The truth is however that it does not belong to one specific person or group. It's like a peace or anarchy symbol-everyone uses it. The death bat has been used on ouiji boards, artwork for other metal bands such as Metallica, even as an enemy in Legend of Zelda games. People who complain about it being stolen obviously is just looking for something to bitch about because their lives are just not complete enough.
Obsessive Over Kill fan: Fuck Avenged Sevenfags!!!!. They stole that death bat from Over Kill. It's rightfully there's!
Normal person: Last time I checked they didn't own the rights to it. I've seen Metallica-yes METALLICA- use it before. What do you say to that now?
Obsessive Over Kill fan: Shut the fuck up!!!! *Leaves*
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When a 91-year-old person who died of Covid-19 made the headlines, which tickles some readers to figure out the odds that the age of the victim and the coronavirus are palindromes.
Guesstimate how many folks worldwide experience the palindromic death phenomenon in 2020.
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