touching grass

the equivalent of sex

Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass

Friend 1: LETS GOO!!

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touching grass

something i should do but i am a lazy fucking retard lol

Person 1: Why don't you go touch some fucking grass?
Person 2: fuck u. i'm not touching grass

imported grass

a synonym used to describe a dumb argument or idea.

"damn bro that's some imported grass, tf do you believe it?"

goat grass

Bad marijuana, AKA “dirt weed”

Damnnnn soonnnnn, dis shit is goat grasss mannnnnn.

giggly grass

Giggly grass otherwise known as pot,weed, ect. It is called this because weed can make people giggle or laugh at anything no matter how stupid an example would be you smoked giggly grass so you cant stop laughing at this definition

Joe: i smoked some weed and i cant stop laughing

Michael: shouldnt have smoked that giggly grass

Gash in Grass

A bunch of young, hot chicks laying out in the yard, not by a pool or beach. Usually seen outside college dorms or buildings with no pools.

I was just driving by the dorms and you should have seen all the 'gash in grass'.

canned grass

Slang term for edibles

Ay yo dawg, wanna get some canned grass later?We gettin liiiiiitttt.