A person from Chicago or a nearby suburb who speaks with the working-class Chicago accent. May be characterized by worship of Mike Ditka, a strong stance in the Cubs vs. White Sox debate, or first-rate knowledge on where the best pierogi can be found. So-called because of the tendency to pronounce "these and those" as "dese and dose". Sadly, this specimen is becoming rarer and rarer as the Midwestern accent is supplanted by more neutral accents.
-Hey Stosh, didja cyatch da Bears game lyast night? Buncha jokers. How'd we lose chree-nuttin ta Baltimore?
-Mikey, you are the biggest dose guy I know.
A Macgyver guy is someone who thinks they can do everything, called Macgyver guy because of the action hero (See Macgyver)
Person 1: No problem I can fix that
Person 2: Dude you're such a Macgyver guy, stop it.
A guy which is humble and cool
Guy1:Yo, that Frazer dude is a cumble guy!
Guy2: Yeah he is
A basement guy/man is an employee of a company who often work in customer service or run the social media page. They work with a metaphorical gun to their head.
The basement guy is taking a lot of heat in the comments, but it’s not their fault. They had to submit that post because it’s their job.
A stuff guy is a guy who seems to be good at everything he does. No matter what activity or pastime this guy tries, he always seems to excel at it. He is simply a guy who's good at stuff.
Guy 1: Can you believe that Kevin is good at basketball too?
Guy 2: Of course. Kevin's a stuff guy.
The one guy that is a car hop at Sonic Drive In restaurants. Usually a dissapointing sight since you are expecting a friendly female car hop.
Driver: That ball game was pretty awsome huh?
Passenger: It sure was. Crap...
Driver: What?
Passenger: We've got a guy hop deliver our food.
Driver: Damn.
A slang term for marijuana, yet used in a more specific term when your bud looks it was dipped in crystals.
"peep the green guy, this niggeh looks slammin'"
"look at this green. this shit will get us CAKED"