Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Tits:
"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.
I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."
Hex the Dolls:
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
When your bestfriend Has a hairy Chest and Hairy cock
BIG FAT HAIRY GORILLA DEFINITION
When you cut your pubic hair, and put it on your friends’ kitchen sponges
Dude, fuck Joe, he hairy sponged me.
The glowing from the light of a torch when one puts a torch against their testicles.
I went to a halloween party and a shrek cosplayer played with a hairy red discoball
When a girl is giving you head and you take her hair and tie it around your back so she can't pull off.
So this chick was giving me head but she kept stopping to breathe, so I put her in a hairy harness!!
A particularly lewd sex act:
Step 1 - jerk off onto partner
Step 2 - shave off pubes
Step 3 - roll pubes into the lovebutter splatter tar and feather style
Step 4 - piss on partner to remove pubes
I had trouble looking her in the eye after we mixed it up in bed with the Hairy Korean.