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A hot ass vine that is probably the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen. It gets me shook to the bone.
Guy: Hey, has anybody ever told you that you look like Beyoncé?
Shalissa: Nah, they usually tell me I look like Shalissa.
Guy: Who the fuck is that?
Shalissa: Me nig**.
#ripvine #gucci #vinesfordays #shalissa
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The message that the MEMZ note contains. Some people are also scared of this message in their computers.
Person 1: Hey there, dude, i'm sorry to say this, but YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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The defintion of WHOA-OH-OH-AH-AH-AAAA-AH-HA-HA!! is manlyhood, it is so manly a female would grow a penis and a chest full of hair
WHOA-OH-OH-AH-AH-AAAA-AH-HA-HA!!
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It’s when a waffle house successfully found a new host for them. It’s a funny meme but that spreading throughout the internet faster than light itself. As we speak right now, it is being spammer.
I guess it’s a copypasta.
Guy 1: Did you know that the waffle house has found its new host?
Guy 2: Yeah, I’m the new host. You’re fired.
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On november 22, ally is obligated to have sex with dylan!
Dylan: Hey ally wanna have sex?
Ally: yes but only because its national ally has sex with dylan day.
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a clever (or maybe not) pun on having tricks up ones sleeves.
"I don't know what I'm going to do, But this dog with a shirt has some ticks up its sleeves"
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One of the MOST ANNOYING messages you will come across on the social networking community Myspace.
What it means is that that particular user has chosen to make the pictures in their photo page only available to friends, or sometimes nobody at all.
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These people may have a myriad of reasons to justify hiding their photos, which include:
Shyness (rather stupid, since you put yourself on the web in the first place - why not show all?)
To repel pervs - understandable, since there are certainly a lot out there. Not all hot 19 year-old chicks on myspace want some icky 40-year old fat guy masturbating to their photos.
To prevent "fakes" - for some strange reason, certain losers love to steal people's pictures, and make a fake profile using those pictures. The motives for this are lost on me. Maybe these losers get off on how many views their fake profile gets??
To prevent picture theft and editing - again, people sometimes steal the pictures, and then photoshop them in various ways. I don't understand why.
And the final reason - just to be annoying.
Teenage boy 1: "Hey, I just found some really cute girl on myspace"
Teengage boy 2: "Let's look at her pics!"
Teenage boy 1: "Oh, damn, they're set to private!"
Teenage boy 2: "Huh?"
Teenage boy 1: "Yeah, it says The user you're trying to view has set all their photos to private."
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