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When a female enjoys the act of pleasuring herself with a vibrating sexual toy.
That girl probably enjoys buzzing her dooter before taking a nap.
A sarcastic, bittersweet, and depressing Lady GaGa song about the trivialities of life, particularly romance.
Yo dawg, I thought I was the perfect boyfriend. We had the best times of our lives.
Meh, you can't quantitatively measure the fashion of her love bro.
The doctor said I had tomato loss...
(All right.)
Verse 2
Dr. Amnesia was her name, she had beautiful eyes
We had spaghetti with long term memory sauce
(All right)
And every word she said, it was a little surprise
Post-Chorus
I guess she didn’t know how to treat me right
Because I can’t recall where I slept that night
Verse 3
Amnesia was her name, she had memory loss
(No, wait)
Well, every word I said, it was a little surprise—ing
(All right)
And every word she said didn’t make it across
Outro
Can’t remember when we walked past the O.R. sign
(Surgery.)
Can’t remember passing out with her hand in mine
(My-my-mind.)
I remember waking up with my mind repaired
(A-okay!)
I remember when I realized she wasn’t there
person 1: I love lemon demons song Amnesia Was Her Name!
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: We can't be friends.
an unspeakably angry woman. The type of anger that results from putting on a maxi pad "adhesive side" up when you have a hangover and your period at the same time.
"I think she missed the sexual harassment. I cut her off cold turkey and she flipped her pad"
When you get a girl really horny by rubbing your bulge on her from behind.
Hey bro I'm gonna stoke her up in a a sec after I pop a viagra
pleasure which is simply incomprehensible, hence getting her frothy!
‘as soon as I get home, i’m getting her frothy’
‘aren’t you married?!’
Something miss piggy says while having sex with Kermit.
Why couldn’t miss piggy count to 70?
Because every time she got to 69, she got a frog in her throat