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im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance

when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.

"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"

"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance โ™ก"

by Krkiฤ November 8, 2020

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


cats im a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance

an old song uploaded where pictures of a cat were animated with a song.

i went on youtube and clicked on a video. all i heard was "cats im a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance"

by Elonn Mussk November 21, 2017


should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked

help

should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked

by tofuwithlettuce October 10, 2023

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy

@JUSTJOOO

*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*
this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy

by gawkgawk147 May 20, 2023

25๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

Pluh

person 1: PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

person 2: pluh

by pluh ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ August 24, 2023

18๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


plz help me im about to die in the hole

no definition cuz its random

plz help me im about to die in the hole is a cry for help

by woodballz May 17, 2023


Im ready to takeoff

Takeoff is track by Wichita native, D'Aydrian Harding. On the track, D'Aydrian recruits help from his Filmer and details his desire to accumulate money and kill people while maintaining his lavish lifestyle and comedy persona, referencing his YouTube success, murder, wealth, and expensive vehicles.

I'm ready to take off, nigga talk tough then we blowin' his face off - Lyrics used as the outro of D'aydrian Harding videos

"Im ready to takeoff cuz what u know about that bosh? that ziggoly bop"

by TheAbominableYT October 24, 2023