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A camel walk is a hazing ritual for sororities that is equivalent to the elephant walk. It is done by stripping down a group of female pledges, forming a circle, and having each girl insert one hand into the vagina of the girl in front of her. The girls then walk around in a circle.
Doyle: Dude, me and tommy broke into a sorority last night and totally caught them camel walking!
Gregg: What the Fuck?!?! Why didn't you guys call me? Did you at least take pictures?
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Similar to crop dusting; but slightly more polite. The walk of farts is when a person lets out multiple small farts but instead of leaving where the crime was performed the person will loop back in a circle to the original point of alleviation to make sure it doesn't smell.
Cassandra had bad gas during a private party and decided to perform the walk of farts.
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When someone gets an instant message while firing off some knuckle children at the privacy of their home computer.
After an unsuccessful night with the ladies, John Everyman is just about to release some pressure when his buddy e-walks in on him by sending an IM which forces John to type back one handed.
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First, you and three of your friends stop at a garage sale to avoid having to work out at track practice. Next, you find a broken cement goose sculpture being given away for free at that garage sale. Then, you and your friends carry the heavy goose sculpture over a full mile of hills back to your school track/football field, even though it would have been much easier to drive the sculpture back in your car.
Coach: What is that?
You: It's a cement goose. Instead of running, we were walking the goose.
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A walk used by the physically/mentally impaired and those who immitate them. It involves holding one arm parallell to the chest at elbow level. and using the other arm clenched to the torso at the elbo with the forearm desperately thrusting randomly in a charade that looks like the operation of a stickshift vehicle. It is accompanied by randomly spaced irregular steps. *uninteligable grunts and confused faces optional*
Charles was such an ass yesterday for Shifter Walking past that kid in a wheel chair.
Eric beat Tim yesterday in a Shifter Walk race... it wasn't funny because Tim is actually disabled.
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what cardi b will do to you if you cross her
Tomi Lahren: looks like cardi b is the latest genius political mind to endorse the democrats! HA
Cardi B: Leave me alone I will dog walk you .
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