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Formerly an ear dildo, now a very long one is used as a nose dildo. You get sick, and then go to a space repurposed in an emergency setting with lots of other sick people, and then someone dressed for a major surgery takes a giant one three times the length of a regular one, and sticks it way farther up than your nose than your nose can handle. It's called a covid test, and, yes, its actually legal.
I had to go get a covid test on Wednesday, what a waste of Q tips
A q-tip is something that’s bad for you but you’ll keep doing/using it anyway.
“You shouldn’t use q-tips, they’re bad for your ears”
“I’d still q-tip it”
A deadly weapon used to destroy your ear.
He was bleeding after that terrorist used a q-tip on him.
An old person. They look like Q-tips with fuzzy white hair and white tennis shoes.
It's a bus load of Q-tips headed for the casino.
Old people. Skinny body topped with fluffy white hair.
I'm stuck behind a car full of q-tips, so I'm running late.
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An elderly person, usually a woman who quickly pulls out into busy traffic and proceeds at 40MPH below whatever the posted speed limit is. When capable drivers, that should actually be allowed to drive, approach from behind, it can appear as if a Q-Tip was seat-belted in behind the wheel.
Man, I was ripping my V Max up the road and this damn Q-Tip pulled out in front of me!