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the day when the girl you banged gets her period, and everything smells nicer, tastes better, and just seems right with the world
I was sitting in class when a text from my girlfriend, who just got her period, made me aware that it was exoneration day.
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A Colton Day, or to have a Colton Day, is to masturbate profusely for the entire day. Usually ending in genital inhalation or extreme pleasure.
Trent, why didn't you come to school today? Sorry, I was just having a good Colton Day.
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a party for teens during the day every saturday
yo yu missed day rave today..yu coming to the next 1?
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A day when everything you try to do is difficult, time consuming and complicated.
The most simple tasks and needs are made extremely frustrating and stressful by the behavior and actions of people around you.
Friend: Hey, you look totally spent, what happened?
Victim: Well, it all started this morning ... *trouble story* *trouble story* *trouble story* *trouble story* ... that is why I am late and that is why I did not bring any beers.
Friend: Wow, sounds like a typical Vietnam day to me.
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Girth Day occurs every May 1. It is a day to honor those among us that are Girthier than the average man. Examples of honorees include: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Baptista, and Ron Jeremy.
Happy Girth Day!
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The time period in which World of Warcraft servers are down for maintenance usually Tuesday 3:00 am - 11:00 am PST. During this time the players do activities that require them to leave the house: such as grocery shopping, paying the internet bill, and going to best buy to hit on chicks. Outside Day usually ends with all the players participating in Wintergrasp fighting for the right to do vault of Archavon, commonly refereed to as "Big Money VOA Tuesday."
I'm really looking forward to Outside Day this week, I'm running low on food.
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1). A day in which women who somehow managed to punch out a couple of kids feel entitled to flowers, cards, candy, balloons, bears and other meaningless gifts.
2.) Yet another "holiday" Hallmark, FTD and See's Candy conspired to invent in order to sell products in what would be a month otherwise void of an actual gift giving holiday (see: Christmas and December ).
3). A day in which the women in your family *say* they only wish you to acknowledge with your love and perhaps doing the dishes when they actually want their children, husbands or boyfriends to give them flowers, candles, dinners etc...
Girl: What's you get your mom for Mother's Day?
Guy: A hug.
Girl: ouch...what's she have to say about that?
Guy: not so much...
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