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saturday morning slut- when you wake up after a wild party the next day only to find a trashy slut next to you in the bed. The bed is wet and there is usually a rubber under the sheets.
If you have more drinks than your liver can handle and black out in a Philly apartment then you are most likely to experience a saturday morning slut.
When a girl wakes up from a wet dream dripping with morning dew from her vagina much like when a flower has morning dew on its pedals.
I had this dream about Adam Levine last night and I woke up wetter then a morning glory flower soaked in dew.
to have sex
Hey do you want some morning glory coffee?
OR
Im gonna get some morning glory coffee.
Lifting morning wood with you closest friend/friends usually occurring around dawn.
Hey Ruby, I'm busy doing morning wood lifting with Alex. Talk to you later
Is the sound that PewDiePie make for calling the sheep council followers to a 30 minutes reunion
Good morning gamers today we will fuck water sheep
Flinging oneself or being flung down a flight of stairs with the sole purpose of avoiding or terminating a pregnancy.
"I just want to take a maternity leave to get away from my asshole of a boss. So I've come to work pregnant a few times. Sadly, when I show up to work with even the tiniest glow he leaps from his desk, screams "MORNING AFTER SPILL!" and I find myself tumbling down the office stairwell. Cheers to Plan C!"
1.) The piece of food, or candy you eat in the morning after brushing your teeth. The purpose, for eating this "sacrifice" is, for it to take the "toothpaste" taste out of your mouth so that you can then eat something else worth your while, and not have a bad taste to it.
Birth of "Early morning sacrifice" - 1/27/12
Should I eat a granola bar, or have a starburst, for my early morning sacrifice?
That's nasty! Why do I keep forgetting to have an early morning sacrifice, before my cereal.