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Any town which has 10% or less of its population younger than 55, has no public transportation, and any place to buy goods at a reasonable price is just outside of a 3 hour walk one way. So called because you need a car to get anywhere fun, and cars burn gasoline, which means more $$$ for the oil companies. If you are lucky, you might be able to take a ride to Wal*Mart on unicorn or dragon for a small fare (I'm being sarcastic on that last sentence.)
The main advantage is low crime, if a bank gets robbed, a walker or cane would of been used as a deadly weapon.
Grandma:"Mabye we could move to Tiverton!"
Youngun:"Tiverton! That's OPEC's dream come true!"
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The dictum of the Order of the Assassins, as heard in Assassins Creed 1 and 2. First spoken by Altair’s master Al Mualim, “Nothing is True” exhibits the cynicism that the Assassins carry towards religion and fantasy, while “Everything is Permitted” represents their dedication the Order and the brutality of their work.
The Assassins in Ubisoft’s AC are based off of a real group active during the Crusades, called the Hashshashins, from which the word “Assassin” is derived.
Altair: Nothing is true, Everything is permitted.
Al Mualim: Oh Yesh. *fistbump
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True Brown Style 13, also known as TBS, with filipino origins.
Its a group of retarded Filipino kids that live on the consumption of gasoline solvents. They take refuge in the sewers of manila. They seem to think its cool to look utterly retarded and their poor misrepresentation of music and art leaves some people mentally disturbed. Most NORMAL people compare this group of retards to dog turds and multiple used condoms, fortunately dog turds do more good because dog turds can serve as a fertilizer, DOG SHIT > True BROWN style.
Here is an example of a retarded kid that belongs to the True Brown Style 13 Gang.
Search True Brown Style in youtube, i can't post links
btw, non of their members have any sex organs since they are neither male nor female.
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someone who is actually a fan of the band Pink Floyd.
If you know about the albums, Meddle, abscoured by clouds, More, piper at the gates of dawn, then you MIGHT be a true pink floyd fan.
also, if you think that another brick in the wall is their best song, you are not a true pink floyd fan. anyone who picks this as their favorite likes it only because they get to scream "we dont need no education" a bunch of times.
fake floyd:yeah pink floyd was right, we dont need no education.
true pink floyd fan: shut up please.
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(Title: True Gamer Master Race)
Followers of the True Gamer Master Race are an elite group of gamers that are trained to play on any hardware. Be it Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft, Sega, Commodore 64, PC, or any hardware that has ever been created and released to the general public.
They have a great sense of taste, both in fashion and in games. They do not discriminate, they only call out bad practices.
Their Philosophy goes as follows:
If it's a great game: We play it.
If it's a bad game: we expose it.
If the hardware has good practices: We sing its praise.
If the hardware has bad practices: We expose it, no matter our personal feelings about the hardware.
We own many consoles, including PC and Mobile, and we do not discriminate against people.
We are all gamers, and we must all unite! For the betterment of gamers and humanity alike!
TRUE GAMER MASTER RACE!
Person 1: You're just a Sony KnobSlobber!
TGMR: LIES! We belong to the True Gamer Master Race Learn our Philosophy, BISH!
TBS XIII is the biggest, bigtime, violent, criminal street gang here in the Philippines, it is also known as a Surenos Gang like in LA, it has the number 13 symbol of the Surenos gang. TBS 13 represents BLUE like Surenos Gangs. TBS 14(XIV) wears RED like the Nortenos Gangs.
I got jumped by the True Brown Style XIII members from Baclaran Hood.
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best punk band from the OC and established around the late 70's
Damn, "T.S.O.L(True Sounds Of Liberty)" is a bad ass band
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