rite aid shoes

their the cheap five dollar shoes that make your feet stink, not comfortable until you wear it until the inside of it turns black, and gives you bad tanlines. their the shit. it's the shoes that both scene kids can two step in, and bag ladies both afford.

comes in different designs and colors

foreign kid: "WHERE'D YOU GET YOUR SHOES?"
scenekid: "RITEAID BIZZNATCH"
foreign kid:"OOH DONT THEY SELL ICECREAM THERE?"
*scene kid stomps away in cheap five dollar shoes that's made out of paper on the bottom*.

kid one: "yeah rite aid shoes rool, they made mah feet stanky, and they have holez on them. lolzolz."
second kid: "ooh my grandma has those, and so does the bum down the street. TEEHEE"

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Tie Your Shoes

also: Tie Shoes, Tie My Shoes, etc.
A euphamism for fellatio.

Vera will totally tie your shoes if she gets drunk enough.

or

Brandy decided to tie my shoes right there in the car. It felt great.

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squeeze your shoes

(verb): To deride someone verbally about fundamental aspects of the person's life. Generally, the derision is done by a baby boomer towards a younger person, normally generation y. The term was used extensively in David Foster Wallace's posthumously published novel "The Pale King." Squeezing someone's shoes goes beyond good nature ribbing or teasing because it isolates more serious qualities in the person whose shoes are being squeezed (i.e. career, or other serious existential questions).

Damn, Dad is really going to squeeze your shoes about dropping out of college and your general mid 20's malaise.

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skater shoes

A gay term used by ben johnson.

Tommo:Whats up braz.
Ben: Lets get our skater shoes on guyz and go for a skate.
Tommo:What a ofter pay

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gym shoe mafia

a group of blue collar workers of polish decent, usually in the business of brick laying or pouring concrete. Distinguishing marks included; sweat pants and flannel shirts pair with untied high tops.

The gym shoe mafia was remolding the house next door, they did a fine job.

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shoe box deposits

Bringing your money to the bank in shoe boxes, before you made it big.

"I was making shoe box deposits" - NAV

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goody two shoes

A person (almost always a female) who tries to be as good and "clean" as humanly possible. She is more often than not a staunch conservative and takes pride in her virginity and her practice of abstinence. She is definitely a God-fearing girl who always goes to church every Sunday, and indeed, based on the way she dresses, she looks like she's going to church every day. She cannot abide it when people cuss in front of her–the most extreme goody two shoeses faint when hearing foul language–and of course she would never consider smoking, drinking, doing drugs, or having any physical contact with a boy beyond holding hands or perhaps a kiss on the cheek. Can be nice but eventually begins to lecture you about your "sinful" lifestyle and just becomes a pest.

"Oh no, she wouldn't even think of going to that house party. She's such a little goody two shoes."

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