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John Mayer

Long were the nights when my days once revolved around you
Counting my footsteps,
Praying the floor won't fall through, again
My mother accused me of losing my mind,
But I swore I was fine, you paint me a blue sky
And go back and turn it to rain
And I lived in your chess game,
But you changed the rules every day
Wondering which version of you I might get on the phone
Tonight, well I stopped picking up, and this song is to let you know why

*chorus*
Well maybe it's me and my blind optimism to blame
Maybe it's you and your sick need to give love then take it away
And you'll add my name to your long list of traitors who don't understand
And I'll look back and regret how I ignored when they said "run as fast as you can"
*chorus*
I should've known
You are an expert at sorry,
And keeping the lines blurry
Never impressed by me acing your tests
All the girls that you've run dry
Have tired, lifeless eyes
'Cause you burned them out
But I took your matches before fire could catch me,
So don't look now, I'm shining like fireworks over your sad, empty town
Dear John, I see it all now that you're gone
Don't you think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress, cried the whole way home.
I see it all now that you're gone
Don't you think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress wrote you a song
You should've known, you should've known
Don't you think I was too young? You should've known

swiftie: ughhh john mayer’s a dick
other swiftie: yess 100% omg
swiftie:let’s get married
other swiftie: OK BUTCH LEGGO

by inlovewitharianagrande July 17, 2021

40πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


John Smith

Dr Who's pseudonym when he is introducing himself to one he does not want to confide his real identity to.

Random: Who are you
The Dr: uhh...John Smith

by some random stalker August 23, 2010

116πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


saint john

a city in new brunswick that in owned by one family and no one has a problem with that

dude the irvings own saint john

by katiekat October 30, 2003

240πŸ‘ 75πŸ‘Ž


john tuckering

When a guy/girl is flirting/dating with more than one guy/girl. usually cheating.

when i found out my boyfriend was john tuckering, i dumped his sorry butt.

by shelbi May 19, 2007

50πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


john walsh

he is the Host of Americas Most Wanted on Fox he helps Tracks Down Murders Gangs,peodphille,and Etc and john askes you to call if you have any whereabouts where the Criminals Are. so far 844 suspects Caught.

John Walsh is the Shit!
Mark. Hell yeah haha you punk Ass Crminals you just been Caught!

by So-So June 4, 2005

40πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Future John

a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do John like things.

After he saved the day, yet again, Future John exclaimed, "See you... in the future!"

by Trip May 28, 2004

40πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


john petrucci

one of the greatest guitarist nowadays... he's the guitarist for dreamtheater and liquid tension experiment... very creative and versatile... play fusion and prog metal...

jazz: an evening with John petrucci... and some song in liquid tension experiment
prog metal: the rest of it...

by godstool June 25, 2005

40πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž