The Toronto Tandem Jump

The Toronto tandem jump is a sexual act performed during a threesome that involves two males and one female. The smaller male of the two allows the larger male to penetrate his anus, and then proceed to lift him up and fuck him into the girl.

Dude last night I got the best of both worlds when we did the Toronto Tandem jump.

A penis and a vagina? You must have been lost in a carnal nirvana.

Ya and he made us both bleed.

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jumping high five

see white guy high five

While a jumping high five is cool in theory, it actually looks quite stupid.

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White Guys Jumping

White Guys Jumping are so cool, that they don't need a drummer, guitarist, Bass Guitarist, or anything else. All they need/have is a keyboard and three very talented individuals. White Guys Jumping is taking the world by storm with their smash hit single "BOOOOT!" and someday may come to your town. But that's only if you're lucky. The real question is, "Will White Guys Jumping ever be a real band?" Well, we'll find out soon now, won't we?

White Guys Jumping is like watching clowns at a circus.

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jump drive jerk

Mentally storing a person or situation for later use in a masturbation fantasy.

My boy Frank and I were at the strip club last week. There was this blonde with a killer body. He said he was going to jump drive jerk her later. Great call!

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jump bail

To default on one's bail

I thought for sure she would jump bail.

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ball bungee jumping

For best results wear boxer shorts and loose pants. Find the corner of a table and rest your ball sack on it. Slowly back away from the table with your scrotum (yes I said scrotum..I had to say it at least once) falling with your balls like they were falling off a cliff. At this time softly in a higher pitch voice say "weeeeeee!" YOU'VE JUST BALL BUNGEE JUMPED!

Man, resting his testes on the corner of something (yes I said testes) and letting them fall freely as they back away from support. Thus ball bungee jumping. The safest bungee jumping around.

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Mexican jumping beans

Epic little beans that you keep as pets for third grade. All you have to do is keep them locked in a drawer.

Guy 1: Hey what are those?
Guy 2: They are mexican jumping beans
Guy 1: EPIC!

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