When you want to eat her out but don't like queef.
Hey girl you hot but keep the queef.
You're wasting your time trying to hit on me, I keep my shit on lock
To keep someone informed about and/or involved in something, such as a plan or project, especially that which involves or pertains to a specific group.
Similar to “I’ll keep you updated” or “I’ll keep you in the loop”
Karen: "I really want to know what happens”
James: “No problem, I’ll keep you at the juice."
To have your/a gun on you
-Used in New York
You better keep a knocker
Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict
Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict
Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"
Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic
Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse
Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD
person 1, you don't half talk shite you do
Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC