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A term Kevin Federline can have many meanings, such as
1. a deadly combination douche, pothead, and gold-digger whose wife is nearly as pathetic and unfit as him
2. an underemployed, white man with no talent who likes to believe that he can rap; Eminem is his inspiration
3. A man under an illusion that he can pull off a wifebeater when he only has completely muscle-free arms and an Amazon Rainforest of armpits
Kevin: Mommy, I wanna wear my wifebeater to school!
Sheila/Mother: No, Kevin, you will look like Kevin Federline!
Kevin: Oh no, Kevin Federline? Mom, you know what? I'll just wear my button-down shirt to school.
Sheila: That's my little boy.
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One-half of the Outsiders, one of the most influential wrestling tag teams ever created. Founded the nWo with Scott Hall and Hulk Hogan.
Sweet Jesus, my quad!
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Person who leaves their team to join the team that beat them to have a chance to win a ring.
Synonyms: Snake, Cupcake, Traitor, Soft
Hey my team just lost so I'm going to pull a Kevin Durant}
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The act of passing out immediately after jerking off to sex act descriptions on urban dictionary.
What happened to that guy?
He passed out after jerking off to the urban dictionary definition of truffle butter without wiping off. He's going to be one krusty kevin in the morning.
Kevin is a god a among men. His voice soothes the wildest souls. His advice saves the most pitiful men. His holy sight cleans the most filthy. He is everything and everyone, everyone is kevin, yet only one man IS kevin.
O holy kevin pynes...
Oh my kevin pynes
Kevin Lauren is the biggest rapper in Norway. Originally from Sandnes, he amassed his huge fanbase through his boujee way of life and music skills. He has worked along the likes of rappers such as 'Ballinciaga' and all his shows get sold out in an instant. His male audience is called 'Broderskapet', while he uses the word 'Baddies' to describe his female audience. Lauren is not only famous for his exquisite work within the music industry but also for being one of the most dangerous gangsters in Scandinavia. He has already been to jail, but he is not afraid to go again since Kevin Lauren is the hardest motherfuc*er around. Although Lauren may appear to be of Norwegian descent, he is actually not Norwegian and his family on the streets are certainly all immigrants. He is currently in a relationship with Rebba.
His biggest song 'Streetsa er helt GTA' is widely regarded as one of the finest literary works in modern Norwegian history. The song uses intricate language and plenty of allusions to convey the message of the song. That the streets are 'helt GTA broder'. He also talks about how he came from a nice upbringing, but the coldhearted streets changed him to be the man known today as Kevin Lauren.
Kevin Lauren's most famous quote is:
"Dæpser den toeren hun skriker på dansk"
This quote will forever be glued into Norwegian culture as its impact on Norwegian youths and adults is unmatched.
Example 1
Philip: Sup 'broder' have you met any 'baddies' lately?
Raiyan: You already know how it is. 'Dæpser den toeren hun skriker på dansk'
Example 2
Raiyan: Did you just see Kevin Lauren and Rebba pulling up at the crib?
Philip: Yeah, Rebba juicy af tho.
(gunshots)
Raiyan: DAMN, 'Streetsa er helt GTA' we need to run!
The guy with the most big dick energy in the neighborhood.
Here comes Kevin the dog! You know he's got so much bde that he should have his own theme song.